Following up on my GameSpot comment at http://fyre.it/AMDtOj.4, here is more stuff the Playstation 4 does not include. The first set of items were included in the original comment, so you can skip them if you've already read it.

For a little background, GameSpot reported on the fact that the PS4 does not include an IR receiver. This is true of all 3 previous Playstations, which left me wondering why this was news at all. So to help GameSpot, here are some other things the PS4 does not include.

  • Laser cannons
  • A toaster
  • Opposable thumbs
  • A band-aid dispenser
  • A shark-a-pult
  • A lemon zester
  • A fleshlight
  • Googly eyes
  • A blender
  • A super-soaker
  • Hugh Grant's face
  • A soiled wig
  • Wheels
  • A bacon fattener
  • A dehydrator
  • A lobster tank
  • A human boombox
  • A one-legged pony
  • 14 engravings of Jeff Foxworthy
  • A cat with a strong resemblance to Rihanna
  • A corn husker
  • An inflatable toothpick
  • Hypersonic fart repellent

More stuff the PS4 does not include:

  • Frozen horse placenta popsicles
  • Grape-flavored boots
  • NECA replicas of Robin's costume nipples from Batman & Robbin
  • The completed Triforce
  • Breast implants filled with bourbon
  • A dialysis machine
  • A life-size clay model of Cher
  • Ice
  • An intravenous supply of Gamefuel, a Monsanto-produced paste consisting of Mountain Dew and Doritos
  • Brownie mix
  • wink wink
  • The Arrow of Apollo
  • A solution to block all YouTube ads
  • A towel
  • A universal pants disposal unit
  • Laptop-attracting beagles
  • Coca without the Cola
  • Target brand reassembled humans
  • A sandwich called "The Farm" made from roast beef, ham, turkey, chicken, goat cheese, and served on a bun made of hay.
  • A blimp
  • The Diamond of Pantheos
  • An unidentifiable object that looks like it might once have been food.
  • A Battlefield game with a stable launch
  • Pork-filled eclairs
  • A fusion reactor
  • 7 index fingers
  • A considerable amount of fish
  • Dehydrated water
  • Plastic, because the case is made from beets.
  • Powdered testicles

I'm most disappointed in the lack of hypersonic fart repellent. Those things scare me.